Kitchen Hand Towel — "Don't Make Me Poison You" Vintage Baker Waffle Weave

This waffle-weave kitchen hand towel brings a dash of dark-humor charm to everyday kitchen moments. The single-sided print shows a vintage-inspired baker holding a pie with the cheeky line “Don’t make me poison you,” framed by folk-style florals and a stitched border motif. The textured lattice knit soaks up spills and dries quickly while the hemmed edges keep it looking neat through repeated use. Bright, crisp colors make the illustration stand out against the clean white background. It slips easily into a cozy, slightly eccentric kitchen — laid across the counter while you prep, draped over an oven handle, or folded beside a serving tray to spark a grin from friends who appreciate sardonic, cottagecore-tinged humor.

Product features
- 100% polyester waffle weave for quick absorption and durability
- Hemmed edges for reinforced, long-lasting finish
- Vibrant, high-definition one-sided print with crisp colors
- Size 16" x 25" (40.6cm x 63.5cm) — thick lattice knit texture
- Note: may shrink up to 1" in width due to printing process

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat