Does This Towel Smell Like Chloroform To You? - Waffle Weave Kitchen Hand Towel

A playful, darkly humorous kitchen towel woven in a thick waffle texture. The printed design shows a vintage-inspired, tongue-in-cheek illustration with the phrase “Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?” framed by floral accents and deep red details. The waffle weave soaks up spills and dries quickly, while the hemmed edges keep the towel looking neat through regular use. It brings a quirky, macabre twist to everyday chores — a conversation starter for people who favor gothic, true-crime, or offbeat home accents. Lay it over an oven handle, drape it by the sink, or use it to dry glassware; the bold print sits on one side, keeping the textured white weave visible and practical on the other.

Product features
- 100% polyester waffle weave — absorbent, strong, quick-drying
- Hemmed edges for durability and long-lasting shape
- Vibrant, single-side print with crisp, detailed colors
- One size: 16” x 25” (40.6 x 63.5 cm); thick lattice knit
- Note: may shrink up to ~1” in width due to printing process

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat